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Vanquish – Demo Impressions
Vanquish is a futuristic third person shooter from Shinji Mikami, the developer behind the Resident Evil and Devil May Cry franchises. The screens that have dropped to date have shown a technologically complex setting and the games only trailer so far shows fast-paced action that could elicit a seizure in even the most fortitudinous of [...]
Final Fantasy XIII: Ruining Tradition
Hello Internet dwellers. Seiji speaking here, and for the next several minutes (or hours if you read reaalllly slow), I will be your hostess. I’m going to rant and rave about Final Fantasy XIII. What I liked about it, what I hated about it, what ground my gears about it, and why it can’t hold [...]
Red Dead Redemption DLC Impressions – Legends & Killers
On Tuesday, Rockstar released the first piece of DLC for Red Dead Redemption that required a purchase. The Legends & Killers pack is second to the free co-op mission pack released shortly after the games launch. Legends & Killers brings one new weapon, eight new multiplayer character skins, and nine new multiplayer map locations to [...]
BlackLight: Tango Down – The MMOMFG Review
BlackLight: Tango Down is a first person shooter that is the polar opposite of most games on the market. Instead of building an IP, the franchise already has a movie and comic book deal in the making. The arcade game, available for both Xbox Live and PSN, is just another form of entertainment that developer [...]
Pixels & Pinups: Lady vs. Bayonetta
Bayonetta
What’s Hot
Quality time – We definitely get more quality time with Bayonetta than with our previous contestant. Which is arguably good and bad. For one, this allows us ample time to creepily check out her derriere from all sorts of angles, and second, we get to learn about her gun fetish. Chicks with guns are hot, simple as that. And, yes, Lady had her fare share, but Bayonetta puts her collection to shame. Homegirl pretty much had guns coming out the wahzoo, and then some. The only concern here is that you would want to properly body search this acrobatic minx before jumping between the sheets, you know, for safety. On second thought, that really shouldn’t be a concern…
Total Domination – Princess Bayonetta is not one to mess around with, and you know this. If the leather/latex onesie didn’t give it that away, you should have been keyed in by the fact that she can use her hair, HER HAIR, to whip enemies into check. That sounds worse than any S&M device I have ever heard of. Some of you may find this appealing, and more power to you, but it gives me the willies. Though, she does draw me in with those saucy librarian glasses. Damn you glasses! it’s all a lie!
What’s Not
Bad resemblance – Bayonetta looks a little too much like one, Sarah Palin; and anything that reminds me of the fact that she almost came close to becoming the Vice President of this great country makes me want to run out into the street and punch a kitten. Nuff’ said.
The Verdict
My vote goes for Lady. Bayonetta is a solid 10 in her own right, but I fear she may be way too much woman for me. Lady, though off putting at first, has proven she can be an extremely loyal partner after having it out a few times. And, as long as she’s not sporting a little talking weiner, or ANYTHING along those lines under all that hotness, I think we are good to go.
Voting
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WINNER: This week’s lucky lady, is Lady! Voting is now closed and a big thanks to all who participated in this week’s throw-down. Be sure to check back on Friday to see who will battle it out this week.
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Two Worlds II – Hands-on Impressions from E3 2010
Having previously received a behind closed doors meeting at PAX East with TopWare Interactive regarding Two Worlds II, I was more than excited about getting some actual hands-on time with the title at this year’s E3. Equally excited about meeting with the good people of SouthPeak and TopWare at-show, I wandered on over to their [...]