Wii vibrator, for those wanting a pleasurable gaming experience

I have now officially seen everything. It started out so innocent…just a console with a dream. To have a remote instead of a controller. We had the Mario brothers, and Link running around, brandishing his sword. But now, we have a Wiibrator. Basically, there is a device you can purchase, that attaches to the end of your Wiimote, and turns it into a sex toy. Neat huh?

Manufacturer Mojowijo gave this brief explanation, “The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software. The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii remote control. Using Mojowijo’s patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device – in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators.”

The awesome thing about this is, you don’t control your own Wiibrator, you control someone elses. It’s like playing a co-op game, only perverse, with real people and suspicious looking stains! Is your other half far, far away? Fear not. These babies work over Skype.

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