Pixels & Pinups: Uncharted 2 Babe Throwdown
Pixels & Pinups: The Ultimate Gamer Babe Throwdown – Uncharted 2 Edition
Are you a fan of hot babes? More specifically are you a fan of hot gamer babes? If so, then have we got a competition for you! Nearly two months ago, we launched our Pixels & Pinups: The Ultimate Gamer Babe competition and today it’s time for round 7 of our too hot for TV babe buffet! Here’s how this smoking hot babe-off will play out: Every Friday, the MMOMFG staff (no pun intended) will seek out two hot gamer babes, be them virtual or fleshy, to duel it out battle royale style. And by battle royale, I mean you lucky dudes and dudettes will get to vote for which you think struts their stuff the best! Each week, two new hotties will duke it out in the hopes of making it to the December Showdown, where the winner from each week leading up to that point will then compete to determine who the sauciest tart of 2010 is!
Last week was a 64-bit clash between the babes of GoldenEye with the lovely Natalya slightly edging out the leggy minx Xenia.
Elena Fisher vs. Chloe Frazer
This week we skirt through the mountain tops in search of Marco Polo’s not-so-hidden treasures, the ladies of Naughty Dog’s Uncharted 2. Elena Fisher, the beautiful reporter and initial love interest of Nathan Drake from Uncharted, meets up in a clash of hotness against Chloe Frazer, the female Indiana Jones with a penchant for sex and double-crossing. What better difference in beauties could there be? We’re putting quiet and sweet for sexy and devilish in this week’s competition. So get your voting fingers ready and let us know who tugs at your heart strings.
Elena Fisher
What’s Hot
Sexy/sweet – My first journey into Nathan Drake’s world put me in contact with the beautiful blonde that is Elena Fisher. She had a seductive innocence that allowed me (Drake) to fall for her. When you mix sweet and sexy in a package as tight as Elena (and voiced by Emily Rose), you’ve got one hell of a bombshell. Leggy, leggy blonde!
The hot reporter in distress – If you haven’t played Uncharted 2, curse you! But if you have played it, you’ll remember coming across Elena in distress with her cameraman in-tow. There is something about having to save the blonde beauty from potential captors that can make a man feel good about himself. Not to mention that she joins you on your search for booty and booty.
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What’s Not
Witty sarcasm can be a turn off – Elena being a proficient wordsmith tends to know just exactly how to bring a guy back down to size. Drake is just looking for some hot tail during his adventures and doesn’t need a snarky broad to cut him down simply because he found a new piece of tail. Waking up freezing in the Himalayas, you’d expect Drake would only get blue balls once from one icy situation, not from two.
Chloe Frazer
What’s Hot
That accent, oh baby – Chloe has a hot bod, there is no denying that. What separates her from our blonde haired damsel Elena is that dark head of hair and a sexy Australian accent. Technically she may not necessarily be Australian in the game, but she is voiced by the lovely Claudia Black, who hails from down under.
Being a bad ass is hot – You’ve got a hot little exotic honey who knows her way around a bar fight or a bedroom in Chloe. Hard to top that right? Well luckily for you she’ll kiss you, and then kick your ass. Not a bad thing. I’ll take a black eye over a bruised ego any day.
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What’s Not
Double-crossing hussy – She’ll definitely F you one way or another, whether she’s two-timing you with your old drinking buddy, or stealing that recently acquired treasure. As hot as she may be, you’re probably going to want to watch your jewels (family or otherwise) and keep an eye on your coin-purse.
The Verdict
In all honesty, this was like picking between a good beer and a vodka tonic. I love them both! To be so torn in my decisions almost makes me want to pop in my copy of UC2 this weekend and experience both biddies all over again. I am only going to pick Chloe Frazer, as her sexy accent and bad girl attitude won my heart during play. Drake can have Elena, I’ll take Chloe for myself.
Voting
Staff will each get to cast one vote. Readers can vote as many times as they want on site. Tweet this or retweet ours to double your vote value. Or post a vote to our Facebook page to triple your vote value. If you write your vote on a the back of a fortune cookie slip, wrap it around a pigeons leg, and send it to us that way we’ll pretty much call the competition in your favor. Voting ends Wednesday 12pm EST next week.
WINNER
Ding ding ding! This round is over folks. Voting is now closed, and our winner this week is Chloe, with her exotic seductiveness. Thanks to all who voted, be sure to check back this friday for the next battle of gamer babe supremacy.
*Images courtesy of Game Axis, GameSpot, Naughty Dog, SpotGamers, and Wikipedia
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