Modern Warfare 2, Mapathy Gets a PSA
The cure for your Mapathy fever is only days away from being released to the masses. The Stimulus Package will be fragging the shit out of your wallets with a lofty $15 dollar price tag. By “lofty” I mean I wouldn’t pay that much for 3 new maps (and two old maps) if they came with a happy ending. Ok, well…maybe with a happy ending, but THAT’S where I draw the line. I digress…
On the one hand I have to give props to the marketing team behind the coining of Mapathy for creatively labeling the Modern Warfare lover boys out there. On the other hand, which is my good hand by the way, I can think of at least five different things young Mapathetics on a college budget could better spend their $15 on. Three of which include duct tape, an empty 2-liter and a little thing I like to call Keystone light. But if you don’t fancy piss quality beer or being the center of attention at your next party, then by all means feel free to blow your wad on these pricey add-ons (That’s what she said!!!).
Anywho, check out the latest PSA for Modern Warfare 2 and the cure for the Mapathy epidemic. My only question is how did that shifty Asian land that smokin’ blond?
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JIBBY





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