Officially Official, Sony Says “Move” over Wii

So Sony has officially named its motion controller Move. The name, unfortunately, is…unfortunate. In an act of defiance, or creative inspiration (Dustin), the Sony Motion Controller will always be quaintly known as Dildo Stick here at MMOMFG. Destructoid is showcasing some spiffy pictures of the recently demoed Dildo Stick from this year’s GDC.

What’s that you say? Fleshy pink doesn’t tickle your fancy? Try out blue-ball blue, golden-shower yellow, or green. It appears that you will either be able to choose or customize between luminous colors and flavors to suit the mood. So turn down the lights, uncork a bottle of cheap wine and behold the wonders of the Dildo Stick as you navigate the two announced game collections. Get your sport on with Sports Champions (working title) or take it down a notch with Move Party (working title). Either way, satisfaction is always guaranteed. Word out of GDC is that is it impressing people with its accuracy and precision during foregameplay.

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