Crysis 2 Screens, An Eyegasm a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

Do I know what a Nanosuit is? Hell to the n-o. Do I want one? You bet your sweet cheeks I do. I know, I know, it’s another guy in a suit running around with a gun. But seriously, do your eyes work? Just take a look for yourself. The first official screenshots of Crysis 2 hit the web today, and to sum up my impressions in one word, instant eyegasm. The first Crysis was hailed for its luscious landscape and detail; now, it’s taking that same mojo from the deep natural jungle (lame) to the urban jungle (sweet!).

I can’t tell you what the story line will revolve around, but with pixels as fine as this and the concrete jungle of New York City as your own personal play palace, who needs narrative? This sweet, sweet ass that is the collective pixilation of the new Crysis is undoubtedly for the PC. But, I for one am still looking forward to the 360 version. Even though it may be slightly less curvaceous, I’d still hit that.

Look for Crysis 2 on your PC, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3 later this year.

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